Funny Jokes About Mexicans and the Olympics
There's a saying in the comedy world: either everything can be funny, or nothing can be funny. We hope this collection of the world's best Mexican jokes falls in line with the "everything can be funny" angle. We kept them short, kept them sweet, and kept them spicy!
"It's ok to laugh at each other sometimes, as long as after all the ignorant jokes, we actually respect each other."
And please, we mean these in good fun. The next group we joke about might be yours!
To Warm Up, A Few Funny Mexican Jokes (Memes)
Before our funniest Mexican jokes leaderboard, we have put together for you a few exclusive memes that we think you will love:
The Juan jokes are some of the next Mexican jokes. We have a few hilarious ones on this page. For example:
A couple of good rapid-fire jokes:
- Reading in Mexico is not very interesting because there are no books. Only Manuels.
- Do you know the best Mexican songs of all time? Baby Juan More Time, Another Juan Bites the Dust, Taco Chance on Me, Some Juan to Love.
We all know who the richest man is in the US, but who is the richest Mexican?
We have a LOT more funny Mexican memes for you later, or watch Juan's video below. Keep scrolling to view our best all-time Mexican jokes leaderboard!
A Funny Joke About Bullfights in Mexico
An American tourist visits Mexico and goes to a rodeo. After the event, he goes to the venue's restaurant. Since a bullfight was just over during the rodeo, the waiter recommends fresh testicles that have just been cooked. The tourist, interested in trying something new, agrees to order them.
It turns out, they were delicious, tender and full of flavor. Quite a unique experience.
A few months later, he returns to the same place with a friend. Interesting he sharing this experience with his friend, the tourist brings him to the same restaurant: "This have this local dish that is amazing – you should try it out!".
However, when served te new dish, the testicles dish is nowhere close to being as good as what he was served the first time around. The testicles are much smaller, not as flavorful and much more dry. When asking the waiter about it, the waiter responds "Well… Senor, it's pretty rare but sometimes the bull wins the fight".
Mexican Jokes by Juan (Video)
Our own Juan is going to run you through rapid-fire Mexican jokes from his beach in Cancun. Watch this 2-minute video featuring some of the best Mexican jokes:
But let's have a look at our funny Mexican jokes leaderboard:
The Funniest Mexican Jokes (Leaderboard)
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...and announces to the audience "I will now disappear on the count of three. Uno. Dos . . ." and then he disappeared without a "trace".
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"It's ok to laugh at each other sometimes, as long as after all the ignorant jokes, we actually respect each other."
Other Funny Mexican Memes
Jokes are good, but we have put together for you a ton of memes. Let's start with a couple of "Juan" jokes because we never get tired of these for some reason:
Of course, immigration is going to be a topic for a lot of good memes:
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada… 🙂
We love Mexicans because they are so hard-working. But of course, you will still find a few good job-related Mexican jokes – in good fun.
Mexican food is the best. Let's TACO-bout it:
Click here to view our funniest Mexican memes, or keep scrolling for more Mexican jokes!
A man sees a Mexican book store and decides to go inside because he's never been to a Mexican book store before. He asks the owner "Do you have the Trump book on his foreign policies with Mexico?"
The owner responds "F*ck off – you get out and you stay out".
The man responds "Yes!, that's the one!".
The Funniest Mexican Jokes Videos
If you enjoyed our leaderboard of Mexican jokes, you will enjoy this video selection even more.
I Love Mexicans! Loco Comedy Jam.
We also recommend this quick comedy video – "I love Mexicans!":
Diego gets mugged
Diego gets mugged by a prejudiced thief. but Diego is just as prejudiced:
Comedy Time: That Mexican Look
Asian-American John Wynn, jokes about himself: "You know you have to get into a diet when you eat yourself into a new ethnicity. That is not good. I either look like a fat Asian guy. or a regular Mexican."
The Mexican R*cist Gift Basket (Gabriel Iglesias)
Gabriel Iglesias shares his experience in Mobile, Alabama, where someone in his audience gave him… a gift basket.
Mexican Jokes on Social Media
In English: "My mom is so fake, bro, because my dad was calling and she said "oh what the f*ck", and then she answered: "what's going on my love?"
Let's End in Style with More Mexican Jokes
When Trump Visited Mexico…
Mexican actress Ana Brenda recommended that Mexican president blocks Trump at the border ("Come on, Mr. President (Mexican), make the migration joke and do not let him enter, and you will be a national hero").
Venga señor presidente, hágale la bromita en migración de que no entra a México y será héroe nacional 😂 #TrumpEnMexico
— Ana Brenda (@anabreco) August 31, 2016
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